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Suicide King 10-11-2007 12:24 AM

2 tough questions..
 
2 tough questions..
Thought this was interesting....

Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three
who
were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote
for?

Candidate A.

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists
He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10
martinis
a day.

Candidate B.

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C.

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks
an
occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be our choice?


Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.


Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolf Hitler.

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:

If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.


Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
someone.

Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading..

Never be afraid to try something new.

Remember:

Amateurs...built the ark.
Professionals...built the Titanic

And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little
more
than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abu se
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...


Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.

The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed
to
keep the rest of us in line.

I'm glad to be a nobody. :yesnod::thumbsup::yesnod:

zzzona 10-11-2007 07:38 AM

:nonod:
Quote:

Originally Posted by Suicide King (Post 36326)
2 tough questions..
Thought this was interesting....

And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little
more
than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abu se
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...


Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.

The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed
to
keep the rest of us in line.

I'm glad to be a nobody. :yesnod::thumbsup::yesnod:

And..at least one got away with murder.... :nonod:

Ms. AntiVenom 10-11-2007 10:19 AM

This was a great read!!!:thumbsup::thumbsup:

Gregg Tool 10-11-2007 12:26 PM

That was interesting. :D

vett boy 10-11-2007 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gregg Tool (Post 36547)
That was interesting. :D

That was intresting 2:hehehe:

richard 10-11-2007 02:51 PM

the shame of it all is that they continue to get away with what they do,I'm not a fan of any politician.Great reading by the way.

fletcher4u 10-11-2007 05:03 PM

That was an eye opener except for congress

ynkedad 10-11-2007 05:55 PM

My Answers...

1) I may not suggest an abortion, but I would have strongly suggested birth control after the 2nd birth.:hehehe:

2) C, but I was under the Impression they were all americans.:shrug01:

Remember:

Ark vs Titanic:nonod:...Too Funny!

Finally: I gave up, but it figures!!!:thumbsdown:

2Vettes 10-11-2007 09:31 PM

I gave up, too. I knew there would be a clever answer and it would not me mine....:nonod:


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