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08-11-2011, 05:10 PM
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Location: Crawfordville, FL
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Name : Rich Zuchowski
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Not what they had hoped for...
This is probably bogus, but funny, nonetheless..
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BURGLARY IN FLORIDA (You just can't make this stuff up!!)
When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch. What they did take, however, was a "generic white cardboard box filled with a grayish-white powder." (That's the way the police report described it.)
A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said, that "it looked similar to high grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the bigtime."
Later, Nathan stood in front of numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars: "Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago."
The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained. Taped to the box was this note which said:"Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day."
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08-11-2011, 06:43 PM
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08-12-2011, 09:48 AM
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Sounds like south Florida to me.
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08-13-2011, 02:35 PM
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I have stripes
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snopes.com has labeled it as unconfirmed urban legend. Still funny though.
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08-14-2011, 12:30 PM
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Location: Florida
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Bogus. If they cared enough to actually kill him why would they put him on the door step and leave tons of evidence including a traceable note? If they killed him he would end up in the Atlantic or Everglades.
Just a silly story.
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08-16-2011, 01:06 PM
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Location: Ft Walton Beach, Fl.
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Name : Mark Dalton
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Z06 Rocket
Bogus. If they cared enough to actually kill him why would they put him on the door step and leave tons of evidence including a traceable note? If they killed him he would end up in the Atlantic or Everglades.
Just a silly story.
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Yeah, he'd be sharing a room with Jimmy Hoffa.
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