I propose that there should be a National Corvette Rescue shelter created by the Fed to save corvettes that have been abused by their caretakers! (the Fed wastes $$ on lots stupider things)
The abused vettes would be taken in, problems corrected, and then a new loving caretaker would be found.
The abusive caretaker would then be taken into custody and deported!
I'm jus sayin.......