His "momma" needs to be sterilized along with his "daddy" so neither of them ever have the opportunity to procreate again!!
She was concerned about everything but him wearing the dress...sounds about right
She "doesn't understand" how he got the pull tab open on the beer??
Ok, now I realize she may be just a little slow here so let me help her out...Hey, moron!
Your future MENSA candidate just defeated the "child proof" door guard...the pop tops' a piece o' cake (probably should say "cake" around Bertha there!)
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