• Got the Contributing Memberships stuff finally worked out and made up a thread as a sort of "How-To" to help people figure out how to participate. So if you need help figuring it out, here's the thread you need to take a look at -> http://www.corvetteflorida.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3581 Thank you, everyone! Rich Z.

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A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone, so she approached him.

'My name is Carmen,' she told him.

'That's a beautiful name,' he replied, 'Is it a family name?'

'No,' she replied. 'I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most
-- cars and men.'

'What's your name?' she asked.

He said, 'B. J. Titsengolf'
 
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Why Such Long Indian Names?

A young Indian asked his father, the big chief and witch doctor of the tribe,


"Papa, why is it that we always have long names, while the white men
have shorter names like Bill, Tex or Sam?"

His father replied, "Look, son, our names represent a symbol, a sign, or a poem for our culture not like the white men,who live all together and repeat their names from generation to generation. Also, it is part of our makeup that in spite of everything, we survive.

For examp le, your sister's name is Small Romantic Moon Over The Lake, because on the night she was born, there was a beautiful moon reflected in the lake.


Then there's your brother, Big White Horse of the Prairies, because he was born on a day that the big white horse who gallops over the prairies of the world appeared near our camp and is a symbol of our capacity to live and the life force
of our people.

It's very simple and easy to understand.

Do you have any other questions, Little Broken Condom Made in China?

:hehehe: Jim :hehehe:
 
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