Death predictions...

[Suicide King]

This is how I go out.

Thomas A. King Jr: At age 53 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle
That's got to hurt. :hehehe:

Try this link and it will tell you how you will die.

http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

 

[Mekanic]

Rich Gouge: At age 70 you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered.

sweet.

 

[2Vettes]

At age 62 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.

I knew the booze would get to me one day....glad it's a few years away!

 

[JIM KILL]

WILL OUT LIVE YOU ALL!!!

JIM: At age 107 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family. :lmao:

 

[ynkedad]

WTH is Tekken 23?

RAY: At age 59 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose. :NoNo: I Don't think so!!!

 

[ynkedad]

Ok, This one is more realistic!

RAY:At age 72 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs. :lmao:

 

[WC06VETTE]

wow!

kathy copeland: At age 89 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

I knew I didn't like her music for some reason.

 

[ynkedad]

kathy copeland: At age 89 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

I knew I didn't like her music for some reason.

:lmao: :rofl1: :lmao:
I know mine felt like it was going to Explode whenever my daughters listened to Britney Spears!!!:ahh: :bang:

 

[Mark Dalton]

At age 59 I'll start sleeping more and more. After 6 months I'll be sleeping 19 hrs a day. At month 7 I won't wake up anymore and I'll cease breathing at month 9. Hmmm...I think I should be dead right now.