REDAZ
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Nice little blind guy was tapping his way down the sidewalk. Passed by what sounded like a nice little bar....he was thirsty!
Eased his way in and stumbled up to the bar. Had a seat and asked for his favorite beverage. (Red Dawg, maybe.)
He had no way of knowing he had walked into a lesbian bar.
Since there seemed to be a lull in the excitement he asked in a loud voice....."anyone up for a blond joke?"
Well, the bartender, a blond of course, announced to him:
Sir, I am blond, the lady next to you is also a blond, the lady now standing behind you, my bouncer, is blond too.
Do you still want to tell a blond joke?"
"Well, no, not if I'd have to explain it three times."
Eased his way in and stumbled up to the bar. Had a seat and asked for his favorite beverage. (Red Dawg, maybe.)
He had no way of knowing he had walked into a lesbian bar.
Since there seemed to be a lull in the excitement he asked in a loud voice....."anyone up for a blond joke?"
Well, the bartender, a blond of course, announced to him:
Sir, I am blond, the lady next to you is also a blond, the lady now standing behind you, my bouncer, is blond too.
Do you still want to tell a blond joke?"
"Well, no, not if I'd have to explain it three times."
