Q & A FROM AARP FORUM

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Questions and Answers from AARP Forum

Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested
in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through
menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
When you're done you'll have a
place to live.


Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid that
terrible curse of the elderly
wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.

Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is the problem.


Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"

SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, RIGHT?

 

[Mannings]

Great stuff :thumbsup:

Hang in there you OLD guy's, last month I was given a sizable raise and asked if I will work until I'm 70, creeping up on 65 now. It's hard to replace experience.

 

[Bob K]

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"

Crap, I say that all of the time.

I was given a sizable raise and asked if I will work until I'm 70, creeping up on 65 now. It's hard to replace experience.

Rick, wake up; wake up. You're dreaming again.

 

[Mannings]

1Rick, wake up; wake up. You're dreaming again.

Ya' caught me Bob

 

[Shadow]

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through
menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
When you're done you'll have a
place to live.

Damn! I don't have a basement!:banghead::banghead:

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

That'd do it!

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.

:lmao::lmao:

Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

No chit!:yesnod:

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

:thumbsup::yesnod::lmao:

Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.

:banghead::lmao:All the time!

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"

That's it! I'm done....ande I ain't even 60 yet!:banghead::lmao::rofl1:

SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, RIGHT?

Bah! Humbug!:rofl1:

Good ones:thumbsup:

 

[fletcher4u]

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out. :lmao::lmao::lmao:

 

[Bob K]

That's it! I'm done....ande I ain't even 60 yet!

You sure look it. :yesnod:

 

[Shadow]

You sure look it. :yesnod:

:bash:

Hey, we can't all be beautiful!
Sum of usn's hav to b smrt too