Hope you don't know her. NKS

[Suicide King]

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked Into WalMart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The WalMart Greeter said pleasantly 'Good morning, and Welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't.
The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just couldn't believe you got laid twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

[2Vettes]

Don't you just wish you could really say something like that to someone like that???

[Ms. AntiVenom]

I have something not lady like to say so Im going to be quiet.